A Christmas Carol

VERSE 1:
Lo and behold, a beautiful sight
A most welcome offer this cold, starry night
The answer to anyone's most pressing plight
The sequencer that will win in any fight

VERSE 2:
'Cause Cubase will help you, yes, Cubase will win
And throw all your problems straight into the bin
So notify all, even your next of kin
Oh, wait - no, I lied, I've committed a sin

REFRAIN:
Sonar is better than Cubase all day
Sonar is better, that's all I will say
And if you say "Cubase!" then I will say "Nay!"
'Cause Sonar kicks Cubase's ass anyway

VERSE 3:
See, Cubase is evil and terribly bad
at coping with anything that might be had
in VSTs, surely it will make you mad
or maybe not mad - maybe mostly just sad


REFRAIN:
Sonar is better than Cubase all day
Sonar is better, that's all I will say
And if you say "Cubase!" then I will say "Nay!"
'Cause Sonar kicks Cubase's ass anyway

BRIDGE:
"But surely you jest, it just can't be like that!"
"You're just way too negative, you loathsome gnat!"
"Yet sometimes I fear when I use VSTs"
"That Cubase might hang, fry or just up and freeze"


REFRAIN:
Sonar is better than Cubase all day
Sonar is better, that's all I will say
And if you say "Cubase!" then I will say "Nay!"
'Cause Sonar kicks Cubase's ass anyway

UP A SEMITONE!


REFRAIN:
Sonar is better than Cubase all day
Sonar is better, that's all I will say
And if you say "Cubase!" then I will say "Nay!"
'Cause Sonar kicks Cubase's ass anyway

(molto ritardando) 'Cause Sonar kicks Cubase's ass every-fucking-day!